Monday, 5 November 2012
69 Reasons You Might Be Reason
#1: If you are reading this page, you might be a gangsta.
#2 If you are touring Compton and you a can't stand not throwing up the Eastside sign, you might be a gangsta.
#3: If you spend the other twenty-three hours of the day stackin', you might be a gangsta.
#4: If your role model is Eazy-E, you might be a gangsta.
#5: If you sag so much that you trip, you might be a gangsta.
#6: If you go crazy when you see a black dude, you might be a gangsta.
#7: If you participate in drive-by shootings as a hobbie, you might be a gangsta.
#8: If you plan to send a team to the Olympics for the drive-by compition, you might be a gangsta.
#9: If you collect rags, you are a true gangsta.
#10: If you sip 40's all day, you might be a gangsta.
#11: If you kill your best homey for a hit, you possible may be a gangsta.
#12: If you see a bunch of Crips down the road and you yell out "CK!" you might be a gangsta.
#13: If you have one pager for drug-dealing, and another for drive-by information, you might be a gangsta.
#14: If you wear your hat sideways so much that your skull has turned lop-sided, you might be a gangsta.
#15: If you think that Method Man is a wuss, you might be a gangsta.
#16: If your bass is up so loud that your car bounces off the road, you might be a gangsta.
#17: If your hydrolic car bounces so much that you fly out of the windshield even with your seatbelt on, you might be a gangsta.
#18: If your name is "Killar Dog", there is a very, very possible chance that you are a gangsta.
#19: If you smoked weed so much that you are now immune to it, you might be a gangsta.
#20: If your favorite toy is an AK, you might be a gangsta.
#21: If you choose to live in a society full of Crips, Bloods, Westsides, and Eastsides, you might be a wannabe gangsta.
#22: If you consider "G" as a word with a definition, you might be a gangsta.
#23: If "Cleaning your room" means to pick up all of the roaches, you might be a gangsta.
#24: If every teacher you have wears a bullet-proof vest because they are afraid of you, you might be a gangsta.
#25: If beat-ins are so much of an everyday thing that they get boring, you might be a gangsta.
#26: If your teachers have a cage around them and their desk, and have you chained to an iron post, you might be a gangsta.
#27: You might be a gangsta if your new jeans are shorts within a week.
#28: If you have a gun in all of your pockets, you just might be a gangsta.
#29: If you have so many violations that the police know you by name, you might be a gangsta. (especially if your name is Killar Dog).
#30: If your hood is so populated that you subtract the citizens with a gun, you might be a gangsta.
#31: If you shoot your homey because he was staring at your car, you might be a gangsta.
#32: If you can't spend a day without coming home with one fresh bullet whole in your car door, you might be a gangsta.
#33: If you grow up wanting to be like Tupac Shakur, you might be a gangsta.
#34: If your career plan is to be a drug-dealing, drive-by professional, street hustler, you might be a gangsta.
#35: If you express love with a gun, you might be a gangsta.
#36: If your son is in high school with you, you might be a gangsta.
#37: If your school's mascot is a K9 dog, the whole school has a slight gangsta problem.
#38: If your most common hang-out is the police station, you might be a gangsta.
#39 If you are more populat at the police station than you are with your own family, you are an unloved gangsta.
#40: If all your CD's have parental advisories on them, you might be a gangsta.
#41: If you have a yellow license plate and live in Ohio, you might be a gangsta.
#42: If the paint on your bedroom wall is graffiti, you might be a gangsta.
#43: If you have a dark light in your room to make beat-ins more cool looknin, you might be a gangsta.
#44: If your headstone reads: "#1 Homey" and has a 40 next to it, you might be...been...a gangsta.
#45: If you have hydrolics on your bike, you might be a gangsta.
#46: If you have a gang sign shaved in your hair, you might be a gangsta.
#47: If you have used the words "homey" and "G" so much that you have forgotten the real definition of "friend", you might be a gangsta.
#48: If you have Weedies for breakfast, you might be a gangsta.
#49: If you have every rap song ever made, you might be a gangsta.
#50: If you want to live in the hood used for "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood", you might be a gangsta. (NOTE: See that movie now!)
#51: If you sag your Daisy Dukes, you might be a gangsta.
#52: If your favorite midnight snack is acid, you might be a gangsta.
#53: If you have so much weed in between your teeth that your can make three joints out of it, you might be a gangsta.
#54: If you have bullets and guns for tree ornaments for Christmas, you might be a gangsta.
#55: If you find robbing banks as child's play, you might be a gangsta.
#56: If you want to end your days be getting shot in a drive-by, you might be a gangsta.
#57: If you lounge so much in your car that you can't see the parked car infront of you, you might be a gangsta.
#58: If you turn in your essay with gang-style writting on it, you might be a gangsta.
#59: If you think that surviving a drive-by is a sign of God, you might be a gangsta.
#60: If you think that snipers have the worst guns possible, you might be a gangsta.
#61: If you wake up holding up the Westside sign, you might be a gangsta.
#62: If you think that Harlem is the nicest nieghborhood in the world, you might be a gangsta.
#63: You might be a gangsta if you help your son in a drive-by.
#64: If you switch from weed to speed because weed is too weak, you might be a gangsta.
#65: If it is family tradition to be on death row, you might be a gangsta.
#66: At a family reunion, all of your kin gathers around and sniffs cocaine, your whole family might be a gangsta.
#67: If your idea of a party is beating up and/or shooting people, you might be a gangsta.
#68: If your shirt hangs below your sagging jeans, you might be a gangsta.
And the number one reason to tell if your a gangsta...If you have more gold in your teeth than Lazarus, you might be gangsta.
#2 If you are touring Compton and you a can't stand not throwing up the Eastside sign, you might be a gangsta.
#3: If you spend the other twenty-three hours of the day stackin', you might be a gangsta.
#4: If your role model is Eazy-E, you might be a gangsta.
#5: If you sag so much that you trip, you might be a gangsta.
#6: If you go crazy when you see a black dude, you might be a gangsta.
#7: If you participate in drive-by shootings as a hobbie, you might be a gangsta.
#8: If you plan to send a team to the Olympics for the drive-by compition, you might be a gangsta.
#9: If you collect rags, you are a true gangsta.
#10: If you sip 40's all day, you might be a gangsta.
#11: If you kill your best homey for a hit, you possible may be a gangsta.
#12: If you see a bunch of Crips down the road and you yell out "CK!" you might be a gangsta.
#13: If you have one pager for drug-dealing, and another for drive-by information, you might be a gangsta.
#14: If you wear your hat sideways so much that your skull has turned lop-sided, you might be a gangsta.
#15: If you think that Method Man is a wuss, you might be a gangsta.
#16: If your bass is up so loud that your car bounces off the road, you might be a gangsta.
#17: If your hydrolic car bounces so much that you fly out of the windshield even with your seatbelt on, you might be a gangsta.
#18: If your name is "Killar Dog", there is a very, very possible chance that you are a gangsta.
#19: If you smoked weed so much that you are now immune to it, you might be a gangsta.
#20: If your favorite toy is an AK, you might be a gangsta.
#21: If you choose to live in a society full of Crips, Bloods, Westsides, and Eastsides, you might be a wannabe gangsta.
#22: If you consider "G" as a word with a definition, you might be a gangsta.
#23: If "Cleaning your room" means to pick up all of the roaches, you might be a gangsta.
#24: If every teacher you have wears a bullet-proof vest because they are afraid of you, you might be a gangsta.
#25: If beat-ins are so much of an everyday thing that they get boring, you might be a gangsta.
#26: If your teachers have a cage around them and their desk, and have you chained to an iron post, you might be a gangsta.
#27: You might be a gangsta if your new jeans are shorts within a week.
#28: If you have a gun in all of your pockets, you just might be a gangsta.
#29: If you have so many violations that the police know you by name, you might be a gangsta. (especially if your name is Killar Dog).
#30: If your hood is so populated that you subtract the citizens with a gun, you might be a gangsta.
#31: If you shoot your homey because he was staring at your car, you might be a gangsta.
#32: If you can't spend a day without coming home with one fresh bullet whole in your car door, you might be a gangsta.
#33: If you grow up wanting to be like Tupac Shakur, you might be a gangsta.
#34: If your career plan is to be a drug-dealing, drive-by professional, street hustler, you might be a gangsta.
#35: If you express love with a gun, you might be a gangsta.
#36: If your son is in high school with you, you might be a gangsta.
#37: If your school's mascot is a K9 dog, the whole school has a slight gangsta problem.
#38: If your most common hang-out is the police station, you might be a gangsta.
#39 If you are more populat at the police station than you are with your own family, you are an unloved gangsta.
#40: If all your CD's have parental advisories on them, you might be a gangsta.
#41: If you have a yellow license plate and live in Ohio, you might be a gangsta.
#42: If the paint on your bedroom wall is graffiti, you might be a gangsta.
#43: If you have a dark light in your room to make beat-ins more cool looknin, you might be a gangsta.
#44: If your headstone reads: "#1 Homey" and has a 40 next to it, you might be...been...a gangsta.
#45: If you have hydrolics on your bike, you might be a gangsta.
#46: If you have a gang sign shaved in your hair, you might be a gangsta.
#47: If you have used the words "homey" and "G" so much that you have forgotten the real definition of "friend", you might be a gangsta.
#48: If you have Weedies for breakfast, you might be a gangsta.
#49: If you have every rap song ever made, you might be a gangsta.
#50: If you want to live in the hood used for "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood", you might be a gangsta. (NOTE: See that movie now!)
#51: If you sag your Daisy Dukes, you might be a gangsta.
#52: If your favorite midnight snack is acid, you might be a gangsta.
#53: If you have so much weed in between your teeth that your can make three joints out of it, you might be a gangsta.
#54: If you have bullets and guns for tree ornaments for Christmas, you might be a gangsta.
#55: If you find robbing banks as child's play, you might be a gangsta.
#56: If you want to end your days be getting shot in a drive-by, you might be a gangsta.
#57: If you lounge so much in your car that you can't see the parked car infront of you, you might be a gangsta.
#58: If you turn in your essay with gang-style writting on it, you might be a gangsta.
#59: If you think that surviving a drive-by is a sign of God, you might be a gangsta.
#60: If you think that snipers have the worst guns possible, you might be a gangsta.
#61: If you wake up holding up the Westside sign, you might be a gangsta.
#62: If you think that Harlem is the nicest nieghborhood in the world, you might be a gangsta.
#63: You might be a gangsta if you help your son in a drive-by.
#64: If you switch from weed to speed because weed is too weak, you might be a gangsta.
#65: If it is family tradition to be on death row, you might be a gangsta.
#66: At a family reunion, all of your kin gathers around and sniffs cocaine, your whole family might be a gangsta.
#67: If your idea of a party is beating up and/or shooting people, you might be a gangsta.
#68: If your shirt hangs below your sagging jeans, you might be a gangsta.
And the number one reason to tell if your a gangsta...If you have more gold in your teeth than Lazarus, you might be gangsta.
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