Monday 5 November 2012
69 Reasons You Might Be Reason
#1: If you are reading this page, you might be a gangsta.
#2 If you are touring Compton and you a can't stand not throwing up the Eastside sign, you might be a gangsta.
#3: If you spend the other twenty-three hours of the day stackin', you might be a gangsta.
#4: If your role model is Eazy-E, you might be a gangsta.
#5: If you sag so much that you trip, you might be a gangsta.
#6: If you go crazy when you see a black dude, you might be a gangsta.
#7: If you participate in drive-by shootings as a hobbie, you might be a gangsta.
#8: If you plan to send a team to the Olympics for the drive-by compition, you might be a gangsta.
#9: If you collect rags, you are a true gangsta.
#10: If you sip 40's all day, you might be a gangsta.
#11: If you kill your best homey for a hit, you possible may be a gangsta.
#12: If you see a bunch of Crips down the road and you yell out "CK!" you might be a gangsta.
#13: If you have one pager for drug-dealing, and another for drive-by information, you might be a gangsta.
#14: If you wear your hat sideways so much that your skull has turned lop-sided, you might be a gangsta.
#15: If you think that Method Man is a wuss, you might be a gangsta.
#16: If your bass is up so loud that your car bounces off the road, you might be a gangsta.
#17: If your hydrolic car bounces so much that you fly out of the windshield even with your seatbelt on, you might be a gangsta.
#18: If your name is "Killar Dog", there is a very, very possible chance that you are a gangsta.
#19: If you smoked weed so much that you are now immune to it, you might be a gangsta.
#20: If your favorite toy is an AK, you might be a gangsta.
#21: If you choose to live in a society full of Crips, Bloods, Westsides, and Eastsides, you might be a wannabe gangsta.
#22: If you consider "G" as a word with a definition, you might be a gangsta.
#23: If "Cleaning your room" means to pick up all of the roaches, you might be a gangsta.
#24: If every teacher you have wears a bullet-proof vest because they are afraid of you, you might be a gangsta.
#25: If beat-ins are so much of an everyday thing that they get boring, you might be a gangsta.
#26: If your teachers have a cage around them and their desk, and have you chained to an iron post, you might be a gangsta.
#27: You might be a gangsta if your new jeans are shorts within a week.
#28: If you have a gun in all of your pockets, you just might be a gangsta.
#29: If you have so many violations that the police know you by name, you might be a gangsta. (especially if your name is Killar Dog).
#30: If your hood is so populated that you subtract the citizens with a gun, you might be a gangsta.
#31: If you shoot your homey because he was staring at your car, you might be a gangsta.
#32: If you can't spend a day without coming home with one fresh bullet whole in your car door, you might be a gangsta.
#33: If you grow up wanting to be like Tupac Shakur, you might be a gangsta.
#34: If your career plan is to be a drug-dealing, drive-by professional, street hustler, you might be a gangsta.
#35: If you express love with a gun, you might be a gangsta.
#36: If your son is in high school with you, you might be a gangsta.
#37: If your school's mascot is a K9 dog, the whole school has a slight gangsta problem.
#38: If your most common hang-out is the police station, you might be a gangsta.
#39 If you are more populat at the police station than you are with your own family, you are an unloved gangsta.
#40: If all your CD's have parental advisories on them, you might be a gangsta.
#41: If you have a yellow license plate and live in Ohio, you might be a gangsta.
#42: If the paint on your bedroom wall is graffiti, you might be a gangsta.
#43: If you have a dark light in your room to make beat-ins more cool looknin, you might be a gangsta.
#44: If your headstone reads: "#1 Homey" and has a 40 next to it, you might be...been...a gangsta.
#45: If you have hydrolics on your bike, you might be a gangsta.
#46: If you have a gang sign shaved in your hair, you might be a gangsta.
#47: If you have used the words "homey" and "G" so much that you have forgotten the real definition of "friend", you might be a gangsta.
#48: If you have Weedies for breakfast, you might be a gangsta.
#49: If you have every rap song ever made, you might be a gangsta.
#50: If you want to live in the hood used for "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood", you might be a gangsta. (NOTE: See that movie now!)
#51: If you sag your Daisy Dukes, you might be a gangsta.
#52: If your favorite midnight snack is acid, you might be a gangsta.
#53: If you have so much weed in between your teeth that your can make three joints out of it, you might be a gangsta.
#54: If you have bullets and guns for tree ornaments for Christmas, you might be a gangsta.
#55: If you find robbing banks as child's play, you might be a gangsta.
#56: If you want to end your days be getting shot in a drive-by, you might be a gangsta.
#57: If you lounge so much in your car that you can't see the parked car infront of you, you might be a gangsta.
#58: If you turn in your essay with gang-style writting on it, you might be a gangsta.
#59: If you think that surviving a drive-by is a sign of God, you might be a gangsta.
#60: If you think that snipers have the worst guns possible, you might be a gangsta.
#61: If you wake up holding up the Westside sign, you might be a gangsta.
#62: If you think that Harlem is the nicest nieghborhood in the world, you might be a gangsta.
#63: You might be a gangsta if you help your son in a drive-by.
#64: If you switch from weed to speed because weed is too weak, you might be a gangsta.
#65: If it is family tradition to be on death row, you might be a gangsta.
#66: At a family reunion, all of your kin gathers around and sniffs cocaine, your whole family might be a gangsta.
#67: If your idea of a party is beating up and/or shooting people, you might be a gangsta.
#68: If your shirt hangs below your sagging jeans, you might be a gangsta.
And the number one reason to tell if your a gangsta...If you have more gold in your teeth than Lazarus, you might be gangsta.
#2 If you are touring Compton and you a can't stand not throwing up the Eastside sign, you might be a gangsta.
#3: If you spend the other twenty-three hours of the day stackin', you might be a gangsta.
#4: If your role model is Eazy-E, you might be a gangsta.
#5: If you sag so much that you trip, you might be a gangsta.
#6: If you go crazy when you see a black dude, you might be a gangsta.
#7: If you participate in drive-by shootings as a hobbie, you might be a gangsta.
#8: If you plan to send a team to the Olympics for the drive-by compition, you might be a gangsta.
#9: If you collect rags, you are a true gangsta.
#10: If you sip 40's all day, you might be a gangsta.
#11: If you kill your best homey for a hit, you possible may be a gangsta.
#12: If you see a bunch of Crips down the road and you yell out "CK!" you might be a gangsta.
#13: If you have one pager for drug-dealing, and another for drive-by information, you might be a gangsta.
#14: If you wear your hat sideways so much that your skull has turned lop-sided, you might be a gangsta.
#15: If you think that Method Man is a wuss, you might be a gangsta.
#16: If your bass is up so loud that your car bounces off the road, you might be a gangsta.
#17: If your hydrolic car bounces so much that you fly out of the windshield even with your seatbelt on, you might be a gangsta.
#18: If your name is "Killar Dog", there is a very, very possible chance that you are a gangsta.
#19: If you smoked weed so much that you are now immune to it, you might be a gangsta.
#20: If your favorite toy is an AK, you might be a gangsta.
#21: If you choose to live in a society full of Crips, Bloods, Westsides, and Eastsides, you might be a wannabe gangsta.
#22: If you consider "G" as a word with a definition, you might be a gangsta.
#23: If "Cleaning your room" means to pick up all of the roaches, you might be a gangsta.
#24: If every teacher you have wears a bullet-proof vest because they are afraid of you, you might be a gangsta.
#25: If beat-ins are so much of an everyday thing that they get boring, you might be a gangsta.
#26: If your teachers have a cage around them and their desk, and have you chained to an iron post, you might be a gangsta.
#27: You might be a gangsta if your new jeans are shorts within a week.
#28: If you have a gun in all of your pockets, you just might be a gangsta.
#29: If you have so many violations that the police know you by name, you might be a gangsta. (especially if your name is Killar Dog).
#30: If your hood is so populated that you subtract the citizens with a gun, you might be a gangsta.
#31: If you shoot your homey because he was staring at your car, you might be a gangsta.
#32: If you can't spend a day without coming home with one fresh bullet whole in your car door, you might be a gangsta.
#33: If you grow up wanting to be like Tupac Shakur, you might be a gangsta.
#34: If your career plan is to be a drug-dealing, drive-by professional, street hustler, you might be a gangsta.
#35: If you express love with a gun, you might be a gangsta.
#36: If your son is in high school with you, you might be a gangsta.
#37: If your school's mascot is a K9 dog, the whole school has a slight gangsta problem.
#38: If your most common hang-out is the police station, you might be a gangsta.
#39 If you are more populat at the police station than you are with your own family, you are an unloved gangsta.
#40: If all your CD's have parental advisories on them, you might be a gangsta.
#41: If you have a yellow license plate and live in Ohio, you might be a gangsta.
#42: If the paint on your bedroom wall is graffiti, you might be a gangsta.
#43: If you have a dark light in your room to make beat-ins more cool looknin, you might be a gangsta.
#44: If your headstone reads: "#1 Homey" and has a 40 next to it, you might be...been...a gangsta.
#45: If you have hydrolics on your bike, you might be a gangsta.
#46: If you have a gang sign shaved in your hair, you might be a gangsta.
#47: If you have used the words "homey" and "G" so much that you have forgotten the real definition of "friend", you might be a gangsta.
#48: If you have Weedies for breakfast, you might be a gangsta.
#49: If you have every rap song ever made, you might be a gangsta.
#50: If you want to live in the hood used for "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood", you might be a gangsta. (NOTE: See that movie now!)
#51: If you sag your Daisy Dukes, you might be a gangsta.
#52: If your favorite midnight snack is acid, you might be a gangsta.
#53: If you have so much weed in between your teeth that your can make three joints out of it, you might be a gangsta.
#54: If you have bullets and guns for tree ornaments for Christmas, you might be a gangsta.
#55: If you find robbing banks as child's play, you might be a gangsta.
#56: If you want to end your days be getting shot in a drive-by, you might be a gangsta.
#57: If you lounge so much in your car that you can't see the parked car infront of you, you might be a gangsta.
#58: If you turn in your essay with gang-style writting on it, you might be a gangsta.
#59: If you think that surviving a drive-by is a sign of God, you might be a gangsta.
#60: If you think that snipers have the worst guns possible, you might be a gangsta.
#61: If you wake up holding up the Westside sign, you might be a gangsta.
#62: If you think that Harlem is the nicest nieghborhood in the world, you might be a gangsta.
#63: You might be a gangsta if you help your son in a drive-by.
#64: If you switch from weed to speed because weed is too weak, you might be a gangsta.
#65: If it is family tradition to be on death row, you might be a gangsta.
#66: At a family reunion, all of your kin gathers around and sniffs cocaine, your whole family might be a gangsta.
#67: If your idea of a party is beating up and/or shooting people, you might be a gangsta.
#68: If your shirt hangs below your sagging jeans, you might be a gangsta.
And the number one reason to tell if your a gangsta...If you have more gold in your teeth than Lazarus, you might be gangsta.
"Hardstyle Revolution" Maximum Bass - Overdrive
Remixed by DJ Suae
This might be too hard for some of you
This might be too hard for some of you
Sunday 4 November 2012
Finally Found You - Enrique Iglesias
Pretty Pimp Song... Finally Found it on Youtube
Just Listen Don't Hate
Just Listen Don't Hate
Monday 29 October 2012
Sunday 16 September 2012
French Montana ~ Pop That
It's ya boy here, video popin' and all. The boy French Montana released this video a couple of months ago and it's got some swag elements in it. Its got dem bitches, those boys Drake and Wayne and that fat motherfuckin' g Rick Ross. French Montana himself isn't overly swaggish compared to Drake, Wayne and Ross. He left Konvict this year to sign with Diddy just like Red Cafe did so you probably gone hear a lot more from this motherfucker, but this is his only swag oriented video. Check this shit out. Shout outs to that boy Drake.
Pop That, Get in that, Swag That. Nahmtalmbout. Bounce bounce. My young fucker was going on the other day about how he got to touch on some big 'ol titties. Too bad they were Rick Ross'.
Pop That, Get in that, Swag That. Nahmtalmbout. Bounce bounce. My young fucker was going on the other day about how he got to touch on some big 'ol titties. Too bad they were Rick Ross'.
Drake ~ Find Your Love (Flashback)
Revisiting an old swag classic from probably one of the most swag swaggahs out there, Drizzy Drake. This video is hauntingly beautiful and full of swag at the same time, great video and a true classic. Its message is timeless - Find your love or Jamaicans will kidnap you and shoot you in your head. YOLO OVOXO. The worst thing about crossing a line is when you don't know you already have. Enjoy the video and find your love.
Endless swag. Shout outs to my boy Mavado who played the Jamaican gangster. Remember, Find Your Love...
Or Jamaicans.
Endless swag. Shout outs to my boy Mavado who played the Jamaican gangster. Remember, Find Your Love...
Or Jamaicans.
Monday 10 September 2012
Saturday 8 September 2012
Wale ~ Sabotage Love (Feat. Lloyd)
Aight, it's ya boy Talmbout right here and I done got's another pimp video to help y'all with your swag out there. Make sure you set down and take notes when you watching and hearin' these pimp tunes yo. So this song and clip is from the boy Wale. Wale is that motherfucker that's like 2nd in charge in the Maybach Music group and he does a lot of shit with Rick Ross (I could be wrong, Wale could be number 3 and Meek could be number 2. I should know cos me and Meek go way back but I forgot.) but Wale is a pretty boss rapper. This song isn't different from his other work per say but it's unique from his other tracks that I've heard. He got a mean flow and to top it off the boy Lloyd is on the fucking hook which is also pretty pimp. This vid is pretty boss but don't be mistaken it's not one of the standard rap vids with; hoe doin', Ciroc wavin', pussy shakin' Gallardo drivin', crack snortin', white background havin' motherfuckers nahmean? (Those will come later) No this is a pretty pimp video that oozes that swag we crave. Let's Watch...
Pretty good right? Now go get that swag son. Go get whatever you want and don't stop until you have it, you know your boy got your back. Now take what you've learnt and don't look back. I believe in you.
Pretty good right? Now go get that swag son. Go get whatever you want and don't stop until you have it, you know your boy got your back. Now take what you've learnt and don't look back. I believe in you.
Thursday 6 September 2012
Mystikal ~ Bullshit
One Motherfucking video that caught ma attention was Mystikal's "Bullshit." That's right, the motherfucker is back and this video was fucking pimp. It was funny and the song is actually good. I don't see why all music videos put the lyrics from their songs in the video like this one or why we don't have that shit in like everyday life, can you imagine? Like all the shit I say just comes up in words and then you say something and they come up as words as well. It would be pretty cool for a while but then the words would get in the way and shit and then it would cause chaos. That's a living hell. You've all probably stopped reading by now so I'll just show the video. Enjoy.
Good right? That's what I thought. That's a music video and that's how they do b. Honestly this song and video had some serious swag. People say that we changin' but I think it's the people around us that's changin'.
Good right? That's what I thought. That's a music video and that's how they do b. Honestly this song and video had some serious swag. People say that we changin' but I think it's the people around us that's changin'.
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